Top Signs Your Relationship Has Given Up On Valentines Day

You ran into each other buying Valentine's Day cards at Walgreens

Left over pasta is just as good as sex

Sleeping in separate beds is your gift to each other

You’re still waiting for your Valentine's Day 2018 gift

You both got the dog a gift

You both feel asleep while trying to take your clothes off

The only passion you have for each other is arguing over what take-out restaurant to order from

You realize it was Valentine's Day on February 16th

You text each other heart emojis while lying in bed

The day doesn’t merit shaving your legs

Your wife’s gift is not nagging you while you watch dirty movies on your phone

You’ve both been re-gifting the same chocolates for the last 10 years