Happy Hump Day!  How are you today?  I'm in a rare great mood.. Hope everybody has a great day..


Morning Brain Buster:

Q: Including THIS in your diet will help you burn more calories. What is it?

A: Hot Sauce


Bonehead Of The Day:

Grand jury proceedings in Arizona were interrupted after the foreman found a threatening note that turned out to be from his friends.

The foreman went out to his truck during a court break and found a threatening note there.

It said, "You better not find my dad guilty! I followed you home last Wednesday I know where you live, a******! Early Road sound familiar?"

Jury proceedings were postponed as detectives investigated, and traced the note back to the man's friends who were playing a joke on him.

No word on whether or not the idiots were charged with anything, or if they're still friends with the foreman.



2 Giant Serpents Washed Up On California Coast.. That Must Be A Sign.  A Major Looming Disaster?  Godzilla?

Experts are worried that the two oarfish that washed ashore beaches in Southern California could be a sign of an impending natural catastrophe.

The giant oarfish were dead when they washed up on land, and some scientists believe they come ashore to die because they are in distress.

The first oarfish measured 18-feet and was found by a woman snorkeling off the coast of Catalina Island on October 13th.

The second measured almost 14-feet, came just a few days later on October 18th in Oceanside.



Need A Job?  This Service Finds You Find One Via Text

A new company called Jobaline uses text messaging to screen possible applicants for jobs.

See an ad for a job on the wall? Just text the number, they'll text back some questions and it might end with you getting an interview.

The service is less than a year old but it's already responsible for over 162,000 job fillings.

This is a great option for workers that don't have access to the Internet or a smart phone during the daytime hours - particularly at work.



Support For Legalization Of Marijuana Reaches A New.. Ahem.. High

For the first time, more than half of Americans think that marijuana usage should be made legal.

A recent Gallup poll found that 58 percent of Americans now support legalizing marijuana.

That's an 8-point increase from the previous record of 50 percent in 2011, and a 10-point increase from November 2012, just after Colorado and Washington voted for legalization.

Much of the new support for legalization comes among independent voters, with 62 percent in favor of it, and the majorities of all age groups up to age 64 also support it.



Imagine... Being Banned From Part Of Your Own House, Because It's On Neighbors Property

A former New York cop is not allowed to be in certain parts of his home because it sits across his neighbor's property line... by three feet.

There used to be a stone divider between the houses but an addition was placed on the man's house in 1930.

 judge drew a line through his house and told the owner he no longer owned that part of his home. He said if he tries to do repairs in that area, he could get arrested.

The man is currently asking the court to allow him unlimited access to that part of the house



Who Wouldn't Love A Romantic Balloon Ride... To The Edge Of Space

World View Enterprises announced plans to send people up in a capsule, lifted 19 miles by a high-altitude balloon.

The flight would take 90 minutes to go up at about 1,000 feet a minute.

The luxury capsule will allow passengers to walk around and get a drink from the bar.

COST: $75,000 a ticket.

The company expects to begin flight tests of a demonstration vehicle this year in Arizona and plans to start selling tickets within a few months, with commercial flights by 2016.




~~Actor, Ryan Reynolds is 37 (Van Wilder; Just Friends; Blade: Trinity; X-Men Origins: Wolverine; Smokin' Aces; Green Lantern; The Proposal; Buried; Safe House; The Changeup)
~~"So You Think You Can Dance" host Cat Deeley is 37.
~~Director Ang Lee is 59. (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Brokeback Mountain; Face/Off; man more)
~~Actress, Briana Evigan (Step Up 2: The Streets) is 27 ( Rites of Passage)
~~TV host Nancy Grace is 54
~~TV personality Meghan McCain is 29 (daughter of Sen. John McCain)
~~Actress, Boti Bliss is 38 (CSI)
~~Actress Jessica Stroup ("90210") is 27
~~Writer/director/producer, Sam Raimi is 54 (Spider-Man 3; Xena: Warrior Princess; many more)
~~Actress Masiela Lusha ("George Lopez") is 28
~~Actor, Steve Wilder is 43 (Melrose Place)
~~Soccer legend, Pelé is 73
~~Former NFL QB, Doug Flutie is 51
~~Ex-MLB Pitcher/former U.S. Senator, Jim Bunning is 82



~~R&B singer, Miguel is 28
~~Singer/funnyman "Weird Al" Yankovic is 54
~~Bassist Robert Trujillo (of Metallica) is 49
~~Bassist Eric Bass (of Shinedown) is 39
~~Singer Matthew Shultz (of Cage the Elephant) is 30
~~Singer David Thomas (of Take 6) is 47
~~Drummer Brian Nevin (of Big Head Todd and The Monsters) is 47
~~Bassist, Greg Ridley (Humble Pie) is 66
~~Jazz singer Dianne Reeves is 57
~~Singer Barbara Ann Hawkins (of The Dixie Cups) is 70
~~Country Singer, Dwight Yoakam is 57
~~Country Singer, Jimmy Wayne is 41



The 20 Best Smells From Childhood

1. A Fresh Box of Crayons
2. Worms in Dirt
3. Freshly Mowed Grass
4. New Books
5. Play-Doh Underneath Your Fingernails
6. Chocolate Chip Cookies Baking on a Rainy Afternoon
7. Grandma's House on Thanksgiving
8. Swimming Pools
9. Bonfires on a Crisp Autumn Evening
10. Wet Pavement
11. Grilling on a Hot Summer Afternoon
12. Sparklers on the Fourth of July
13. Warm, Gooey Brownies
14. Band-Aids from the Nurse's Office
15. Popcorn on Movie Night
16. Birthday Candles
17. Smelly Markers
18. Spicy Apple Cider Mulling in Fall
19. Goldfish Food
20. Anything Scratch-and-Sniff



Video Of The Day:

Today's video is a new trailer for the movie Anchorman 2.. You're welcome.. This looks awesome!