Good Morning!  Happy Hump Day!  I'm looking forward to seeing a rock show tonight.. Rob Zombie and Korn are in town, and I plan on rockin' out!  Hope you have a great day!  Here's what you missed on today's show.


The Morning Brain Buster:

Q:  The record for doing this is just under 19 days.. what?

A:  Going without sleep


Bonehead Of The Day:

An elementary school teacher in Texas has been told to stop writing on his students.

A parent was shocked when his son came home one day with a "B" written on his face.

The teacher said he wrote on the student because he didn't complete his homework.

Several other students have stepped forward to say the teacher has written on them as well.


What Would Jesus Drink..  Church Congregation Meets In The Bar

A Texas church is trying to bring in new members by offering beer.

The church services take place in a pub so the congregation gets together and has a beer while the service takes place.

The pastor said they were looking for a place to set up away from the church and found the pub which is closed on Sundays. The owner said he was fine if they used the area.

The pub has been a good way for churchgoers and non-churchgoers to connect. Local musicians have also been given the chance to play while people meet.

The pastor said they get a happy hour price on the beer and have performed three baptisms in the bar.


100 Year Old Woman Has The Secret To Her Long Life.. Cigarettes & Whiskey

A 100-year-old woman in England credits living as long as she has to drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes.

She started smoking at 16 and has smoked an estimated 460,000 after averaging 15 cigarettes a day.

She plans to quit smoking because of the price increase but admitted that probably won't happen.

She celebrated her 100th birthday by going to the bar with friends and had a few drinks.


Beer Soap

A farming couple in Tennessee teamed up with a brewery to create beer soap. 

The homebrewers and farming couple wanted to make a beer soap for their failing soap business so they teamed up with Jackalope Brewing Co to create the suds. 

The soap is made with goat milk (instead of water), olive oil, coconut oil, milk and lye, and the scents are created with organic oils and no artificial fragrances.

The beer brand replaces half of the milk with Jackalope's original brews including Thunder Ann, Bearwalker and Rompo.


Introducing The $500 Milk Shake



A new L.A. restaurant (The Powder Room) is offering a $500 milkshake, which involves edible gold, Belgian chocolate, and a take-home Swarovski Crystal ring


Toronto Mayor's Latest Hit..  Bobblehead Dolls

Hundreds lined up at Toronto City Hall to get their hands on one of the limited edition Rob Ford bobblehead dolls, which are selling for $20 with proceeds going to the United Way.

The Mayor himself was on hand to autograph the bobblehead which are being resold on eBay.



~~Comedian/Host, Jimmy Kimmel is 46 (Win Ben Stein's Money, The Man Show, Jimmy Kimmel Show)
~~Actress/Host, Whoopi Goldberg is 58 (The View, The Color Purple, Ghost, Made in America, Sister Act I & II, Corrina-Corrina, Ghosts of Mississippi, Bogus, The Associate, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Rat Race; Hollywood Squares center square)
~~Actor, Gerard Butler is 44 (300; Phantom of the Opera, P.S. I Love You, Nim's Island, The Ugly Truth; RocknRolla; Law Abiding Citizen; more)
~~Actor Chris Noth is 59. (Sex and the City's Mr. Big; The Good WIfe; Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent)
~~Actor, Joe Mantegna is 66 (The Godfather: Part III; Criminal Minds;  The Simpsons' Fat Tony / Fit Tony; many more)
~~Producer-director, Garry Marshall is 79 (Happy Days; Laverne & Shirley; The Odd Couple; many more)
~~Actress Aisha Hinds ("True Blood") is 38.
~~Actor, Neil Flynn is 53 (Scrubs; The Middle)
~~Actor, Steve Zahn is 46 (Treme; A Perfect Getaway; Joy Ride; ou've Got Mail;  Employee of the Month)
~~Actor, Jordan Bridges is 40 ( Rizzoli & Isles; Frequency)
~~Actress Madeleine Sherwood ("The Flying Nun") is 91.
~~Actress Sheila Frazier ("Superfly") is 65.
~~Actress Frances Conroy ("Six Feet Under") is 60. (The Aviator)
~~Actor Rex Linn ("CSI: Miami") is 57 
~~Actress Monique Coleman ("High School Musical") is 33.
~~NBA star Ron Artest is 34

~~Bassist Nikolai Fraiture (of The Strokes) is 35.
~~Drummer Bill Gibson (Huey Lewis & The News) is 62
~~Trumpeter Walter Kibby (of Fishbone) is 49
~~Rocker,  Aldo Nova is 57
~~Drummer,  Andrew Ranken (The Pogues) is 60
~~Musician,  Roger Steen (the Tubes) is 64
~~Country singer-songwriter Ray Wylie Hubbard is 67


Video Of The Day:

Here's some pretty funny promos for this weekend's SNL staring Lady Gaga