Good Morning!  Happy Hump Day!  Here we are mid week, hope it’s going good for you.. Here’s what you missed on today’s show.

 

The Morning Brain Buster:

 

Q.      The Average Person will have to deal with 115 of these every day. What?

 

A.      Emails

 

 

Bonehead Of The Day:

 

 

Police in Pennsylvania are searching for an interesting suspect in a hit-and-run accident: the driver of an Amish buggy.

 

 

The buggy hit an SUV twice before speeding away.

Fortunately, nobody was hurt.

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Fact Or Foey.. Stress Makes Men Mean But Women Kinder

 

Stress makes men mean but women kinder.

Researchers found when men are stressed they tend to become more selfish and less able to understand emotions.

But when women are stressed they become more friendly and sympathetic perhaps because they are more able to share their problems and successfully use help from others.

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Does This Sound Crazy?  Feeling Bad About Feeling Happy

 

Some people feel bad about being happy because of the belief that happiness causes bad things to happen.

Experts say the goal of most people is to be happy and satisfied with life.

But there is also an underlying belief that being happy can cause bad things to happen so some people try to stay away from being happy

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Google Introduces Android For Smart Watches

 

Google is releasing a version of its Android operating system to work on smartwatches.

The project called Android Wear delivers notifications for information such as sports scores, weather and directions directly to a smartwatch.

Google says the first Android Wear devices will launch later this year.

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$40 Piece Of Sticky Tape Or.. Botox?

 

A $40 piece of sticky tape could replace Botox and fillers in the fight against wrinkles.

Realine beauty has created a frown line patch made from tape that claims to 'naturally' smooth out forehead frown lines in a few hours or while you sleep.

Users clean the skin area, smooth out the frown line area, and then place the patch over the center of the wrinkles.

While wearing the patch, the skin is supposedly 're-educated' into being smooth.

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19 Things You Shouldn’t Say At A Baby Shower

 

1. “Don’t you miss drinking?”
2. “I would never bring a child into this world right now.”.
3. “Are you afraid you’re going to tear?”
4. “Have you thought about naming the baby after your father-in-law, Herb?”
5. “This game is kind of dumb.”
This is a baby shower. Of COURSE the games are dumb.

6. “I understand EXACTLY what you’re going through! Like when I adopted my kitten…”
7. “When you were taking Jäger shots and hooking up with randos in college I never thought you’d be a parent someday!”
8. “You do realize you’ll never be able to go out again, right?”
9. “Aren’t you afraid you’re going to screw this kid up?”
10. “I wish I had an excuse to eat that much.”

11. “I have a great tutorial on Kegels I’ll send you.”
12. “I’m so jealous you’re getting some relaxation time in during your maternity leave!”
13. “Aren’t you afraid it’s going to hurt?”
14. “Are you going to get a DNA test?”
15. “Are you worried you’re going to poop on the delivery table?”

16. “Your mother-in-law said she’d like to be in the delivery room with you. I told her you’d be down with it.”
17. “Such a cute name! I’m totally naming my new puppy that.”
18. “Aren’t you sick of being pregnant?”
19. “Do you think you’ll ever get your body back?”

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Women Reveal Their Biggest Sex Deal Breakers

 

Peeing Means No
"Once my ex boyfriend asked me to pee on him during sex. I could never look at him the same. Even now [when I look back] it's like, everything was great ... and then there was this need for my pee..." — Ashley, 26


Laverne And Shirley Have No Place In The Bedroom
"For some reason, the guy I'm dating and I were talking about TV theme songs while laying in bed.  So, before we got intimate he decided to turn on the theme song to the TV show Laverne and Shirley. I can NOT have sex to the theme song of Laverne and Shirley. It's just not possible." — Margo, 41

Stuffed Squirrels Are Not Sexy
"On a chilly night in October, an adorable friend of a friend invited me back to his place after dancing. He was cute, romantic and really funny. We got to his charming apartment and low and behold — he was into taxidermy.  Being that it's New York City and the apartments are small, all he had room for was a stuffed squirrel, lying on his fireplace mantle on its side. Just staring at me. A stuffed squirrel? That's an urban rodent. Who wants to make eye contact with a squirrel when they're having sex? DEALBREAKER." -Vicky, 35

Armpits Are A No-Lick Zone
"When I was in high school, this older guy I was seeing started licking my armpits while we were hooking up. On purpose. Dealbreaker." — Helena, 25

Speedos Still Aren't Sexy
"I was in Vegas at a pool party when I saw this guy who was in a really short speedo. My friends and I were laughing at him -- we couldn't believe he was wearing that! Later that night we went out to the club and met these Australian guys. I went back with one of them to his hotel room, and when I went into his bathroom, and I saw the SAME speedo that we had seen at the pool party hanging in his bathtub. I was like wait ... am I about to have sex with the guy who was wearing that tiny speedo at the pool party right now? No way." Michelle, 24

A Filthy Room Isn't Sexy Either
"Last spring I encountered a sexy stranger on the M train. We eye flirted for about 6 stops until he finally sat across from me. We went for drinks at a local Bushwick bar. After one too many drinks we went back to his apartment and straight into his bedroom...which was a WAR ZONE. It was as if I had stepped into the bedroom of a 13-year-old boy who had no friends. Piles upon piles of dirty clothes were laid on top of video games, which laid on top of, and around, his dingy twin mattress. In addition to the mess, his mattress laid crooked, without a bed frame, on the floor. He didn’t excuse the mess, he just said 'don’t judge me,' as he began removing the clutter from his bed. I was tipsy enough to consider staying until I saw him remove beer bottles and empty fast food bags from the mattress pile. For a cute hookup I can put up with a lot, but lack of basic cleanliness and hygiene is a serious dealbreaker." — Jordana, 23

You're Not Willy Wonka
"As I was hooking up with this guy, he stops and says, 'You get a golden ticket!' like Willy Wonka, and pulls out a magnum condom with a gold wrapper...dealbreaker." — Maureen, 25

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Birthdays:

 

~~Actor, Bruce Willis is 59 (Bruno, Blind Date, Die Hard, Look Who's Talking's baby voice, 12 Monkeys, Last Man Standing, The Fifth Element, The Jackal, Mercury Rising, Armageddon, The Siege, The Sixth Sense, The Story of Us, The Whole Nine Yards, The Kid, Unbreakable, Bandits, Hart's War, Tears of the Sun, The Whole Ten Yards, Hostage, Sin City, Red; Live Free and Die Hard, Surrogates; The Expendables 2; A Good Day to Die Hard; G.I. Joe: Retaliation; many more)
~~Actress, Glenn Close is 67 (The Big Chill; Fatal Attraction; Dangerous Liaisons; Mars Attacks; The Stepford Wives 2004; Damages)
~~The most-hated woman in America, Casey Anthony is 28 (did she kill daughter Caylee?)
~~Actress/Bond girl, Ursula Andress (Dr. No) is 78 (Casino Royale 1967; The Mountain of the Cannibal God; Clash of the Titans 1981)
~~Actress, Rachel Blanchard is 38 (Clueless; Road Trip; Snakes on a Plane)
~~Bootylicious model, Vida Guerra is 40
~~Supermodel, Anne Vyalitsyna is 28
~~TV doc, Lisa Masterson (The Doctors) is 48
~~Actor, Jake Weber (Medium) is 50 (Dawn of the Dead 2004)
~~Actress Renee Taylor ("The Nanny") is 81
~~Movie Producer, Harvey Weinstein is 62
~~L.A. Dodgers pitching ace, Clayton Kershaw is 26
~~NFL star, Ahmad Bradshaw is 28
~~NFL coach Andy Reid is 56

 

MUSICALLY:

~~Singer Ruth Pointer (of the Pointer Sisters) is 68.
~~Rapper Bun B (of UGK) is 41
~~Drummer Zach Lind (of Jimmy Eat World) is 38.
~~Blues Singer, Clarence "Frogman" Henry is 77
~~Bassist, Billy Sheehan (Mr. Big) is 61

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April Fools.. Drew Carey & Craig Ferguson To Swap Shows

 

Drew Carey and Craig Ferguson are swapping shows on April Fool’s day .

Ferguson will grab the skinny mic as host CBS’ daytime mainstay “The Price Is Right” while Carey will head over to Ferguson’s stage to host “The Late Late Show.”

Drew Carey’s lineup of guests for the April 1 edition of “Late Late Show” will include Carl Reiner, writer Connie Schultz and rocker Joan Jett. Three “Price Is Right” models and announcer George Gray will join Carey on the talk show.

Ferguson, meanwhile, will bring his trusty sidekicks, robot Geoff Peterson and the pantomime horse Secretariat will serve as models on “Price Is Right.”

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Mega Millions Jackpot.. 2 Winners!

 

Drew Carey and Craig Ferguson are swapping shows on April Fool’s day .

Ferguson will grab the skinny mic as host CBS’ daytime mainstay “The Price Is Right” while Carey will head over to Ferguson’s stage to host “The Late Late Show.”

Drew Carey’s lineup of guests for the April 1 edition of “Late Late Show” will include Carl Reiner, writer Connie Schultz and rocker Joan Jett. Three “Price Is Right” models and announcer George Gray will join Carey on the talk show.

Ferguson, meanwhile, will bring his trusty sidekicks, robot Geoff Peterson and the pantomime horse Secretariat will serve as models on “Price Is Right.”

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Update.. Bratty Teen Who Sued Parents Drops Complaint

 

The New Jersey teen who sued her parents for college tuition has officially dropped the lawsuit.

The girl moved out of her parents' home two days before her 18th birthday in November then later filed a lawsuit against them demanding that they pay for her college tuition.

She returned home last week and yesterday (Tuesday) in court officially dropped the case.

The family now says they want to move on from the incident.

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Next Time She Asks For A McFlurry You Best Get Her One

 

A Jacksonville, FL woman set a man’s car on fire because he refused to buy her a McFlurry at McDonalds.

She wanted a frosty snack and the man said no, so she grabbed his keys and headed to the car.

A witness saw her pour alcohol and gasoline on his car, light it on fire, and take off.

People nearby helped the manput out the flames, and once the fire was out, he was able to take off in his car.

The woman ran through a parking lot and was never seen again

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