Happy Hump Day!!!  Here's what you missed on today's show.

 

The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   Nearly 3 out of 10 guys have done this because they think it makes them look cool. What?

 

A.   Wearing sunglasses at night!

 

 

Bonehead Of The Day:

KUNA , Iowa, June 24 (UPI) --What do you have to do to get arrested in Iowa?

A Kuna family is upset that a naked, drunken man who allegedly pooped on their carpet and flooded their kitchen was only cited with two misdemeanors but not arrested.

The Gillaspys woke up to a naked man walking around in their bedroom early on Sunday morning, but he quickly sprinted off into another room.

"My husband grabs the gun because we have no idea who this guy is," Tricia Gillaspy told KTVB. "He's like, 'Get out of my house, now!' But the guy wouldn't leave. So, he puts the gun to his head, and says, 'I said, get out!'"

The suspect, Matthew Coomes, left the home after 911 was called, but he was still milling around outside when police arrived.

Then everyone saw what the 25-year-old allegedly did downstairs.

"He took this sink sprayer out and this drawer was in there. He put it in the drawer, turned it on full blast hot water, it filled that entire drawer full. It flooded my entire kitchen," Gillaspy said.

"He craps on my floor, and he must have been playing in it because he streaked it down the side of my walls. The stain is gone finally, thank goodness."

Instead of being arrested, Coomes was cited with two misdemeanors.

The Kuna Police have since admitted that the responding officer probably should have arrested Coomes and it's possible that Ada County prosecutors could charge him with a felony count of malicious injury to property.

Worlds Most Handsome Crook Could Get $30K A Month In Modeling Contracts
'World's most handsome crook' Jeremy Meeks could bag $30k a month in modelling deals - Mirror Online: Jeremy Meeks, dubbed the world's most handsome crook, could bag up tp $30k a month in modelling contracts with agencies reportedly clamouring to sign him.

Meeks, 30, has stolen the hearts of women around the world after police put his mugshot on Facebook following his arrest for firearms offences by police targeting gang behaviour in the Californian city of Stockton.

Cops said he is one of the most violent criminals in the Stockton area, but his mugshot went viral and has been liked almost 40,000 times. He is currently being held on $900,000 bail ahead of his next court appearance on Friday.

With his blue eyes and chiselled features, no mugshot has grabbed anywhere near that much attention since the Facebook page was set up two years ago.
Birthdays:

Actors:

  • Linda Cardellini (“ER” “Scooby Doo”) – 39
  • Angela Kinsey (“The Office”) – 43 
  • Jason Lewis (“Sex and the City”) – 43
  • June Lockhart (Lassie” “Lost in Space”) – 89
  • Busy Philips (“Dawson Creek” “Cougar Town”) – 35
  • Jimmie Walker (“Good Times”) – 67

 

Musicians:

  • Nickelback’s Mike Kroeger – 42
  • George Michael – 51
  • Rain – 32
  • Carly Simon – 69
  • DJ Lala Vazquez (MTV’s “TRL”) – 32

 

Plus:

  • Chef, author, all-around awesomeness Anthony Bourdain – 58
  • Animator Lauren Faust (“The Power Puff Girls,” “ The Iron Giant”) – 40
  • Funnyman Ricky Gervais (co-wrote and co-directed the British version of “The office”) – 53
  • Supreme Court justice Sonia Sotomayor– 60
  • The late author George Orwell (“1984,” “Animal Farm”) (1903-1950)

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