Happy Hump Day!!  Here we are Wednesday, listen for more chances to win Styx, Foreigner & Don Felder tickets all this week..  The big show is this Saturday at Winnavegas Casino.  Don't miss it.  Here's what you missed on today's show.

 

The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   There are more copies of this catalog printed each year than copies of the bible. What catalog?

A.   The IKEA catalog

 

 

Bonehead Of The Day:

Usually the customer is always right, but apparently that wasn’t the case at a Massachusetts Taco Bell. According to United Press International, a hungry customer lost his patience after waiting too long at a drive-thru window for his tacos.  

He became so angry he parked his car and started banging on the door, while complaining about poor service. He then got into a physical altercation with Taco Bell employee Steven Noska, whose reaction was to grab a BB gun from his car and shoot the customer several times.

When the police arrived, Noska was arrested and charged with two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. No word on the extent of the injuries of the victim, but some tacos might speed up the recovery.

  

Source: United Press International

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Woman Spent $30k To Look Like Kim Kardashian

Some people like to watch Kim Kardashian, others apparently to look like Kim Kardashian. 25-year-old Claire Leeson from England has even gone under the knife in her mission to look like the reality star.

"Firstly, I started getting my teeth whitened, which I started doing at 17, 18," she said on the UK's "This Morning." "Then I wanted my boob enhanced to the same size as Kim's." Something she hasn't done yet? Take care of her rear end. As the "New York Post" is reporting, Leeson wears pants with silicone implants inside them, but she wants to make them more permanent. “I’m currently researching [real] implants and having fat transferred from all areas of my body put into my bum," she explained.

Why do all of this? To build self confidence. “I was badly bullied at school and it took me two years to realize that I wasn’t [what the bullies were calling me]," Leeson said. "I was told every day that I was the ‘ugliest thing alive’ and I should ‘kill myself’.” Whatever works, Brit.

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BB Guns Aren't On The Taco Bell Menu

Usually the customer is always right, but apparently that wasn’t the case at a Massachusetts Taco Bell. According to United Press International, a hungry customer lost his patience after waiting too long at a drive-thru window for his tacos.  

He became so angry he parked his car and started banging on the door, while complaining about poor service. He then got into a physical altercation with Taco Bell employee Steven Noska, whose reaction was to grab a BB gun from his car and shoot the customer several times.

When the police arrived, Noska was arrested and charged with two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. No word on the extent of the injuries of the victim, but some tacos might speed up the recovery.

  

Source: United Press International

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Chipotle Is Not That Romantic

A couple was arrested for getting hot and bothered on the roof of a Chipotle in New Jersey. 38-year-old Michael Suh and 27-year-old Nicole Germack have been charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering, resisting arrest, and conspiracy. The couple continued to enjoy themselves for 20 seconds after being caught by police then ran to Suh's apartment, which has a ladder that goes down to rooftop in question. That real makes you wonder, why go on the roof in the first place?

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Birthdays:

Actors:

  • Phoebe Cates (“Gremlins,” “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”) – 51
  • Will Ferrell (“Step Brothers,” “Elf,” “Ron Burgundy”) – 47 
  • Corey Feldman (“The Goonies” “Lost Boys”) – 43
  • Calum Gittins (“The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers,” “The King’s Speech”)– 28
  • Annalynne McCord (“Nip/Tuck,” “90210”) (FAST FACT: She was home-schooled and graduated from high school at the age of 15) – 27
  • Jayma Mays (“Ugly Betty,” “Glee”) – 35
  • Daniel Pearson (“The Dumping Ground” “Emmerdale”) – 18
  • The late Ginger Rogers (“Top Hat” “The Gay Divorcee”) (1911-1995)
  • Alexandra Shipp (“House of Anubis” “Alvin and the Chipmunks: the squeakquel”)– 23 
  • The late Barabara Stanwyck (“Double Indemnity” “The Big Valley”) (FAST FACT: She made 85 films over the course of her prolific career) (1907-1990)

 

Musicians:

  • The Police’s Stewart Copeland – 62
  • 5 Seconds of Summer’s Luke Hemmings – 18
  • Big Time Rush’s James Maslow – 24
  • Keaton Stromberg – 18
  • Wizkid – 24

 

Plus:

  • “Riverdance” creator and “Lord of the Dance” Michael Flatley – 56
  • Hall of Fame coach Jimmy Johnson – 71
  • Jackass stunter Chris Pontius – 40
  • The late Joe Jackson (FAST FACT: Known as Shoeless Joe, he hit for an astounding .408 average in 1911, helped the Chicago White Sox win the 1917 World Series, and was banned from the major leagues in 1920 for the notorious Black Sox Scandal.) (1887-1951)
  • The late Orville Redenbacher (popularized popcorn through TV commercials) (1907-1995)

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Video Of The Day:

The second of his “8 videos in 8 days” offerings, Weird Al attacks the “Word Crimes” too few of us are blind to.