Happy Hump Day!  Last day of summer vacation for the kiddos today.. Hope they enjoy it!  Parents... 1 more day!  We can do it!  Here's what you missed on today's show.


The Morning Brain Buster:

Q:  The average man does this 6 times a week, the average woman does this 3 times a week.  What are they doing?

A:  Shaking Hands


Bonehead Of The Day

A Chicago restaurant owner in the process of being robbed told the would-be holdup artists to come back later.

And they did.

The two suspects allegedly tried to rob the restaurant, but after they came back later they found police officers waiting on them.

Their bail was set at $25,000 each, and they are now facing attempted aggravated robbery charges.

One of the suspects was also charged with possession of a replica firearm, since they allegedly used a squirt gun for the attempt.



Would You Drink Water From A Toilet?  This Straw Lets You Do Just That.

Say hello to the 'Lifestraw'. It's a hiker's new best friend but it might SEEM like the grossest thing, ever.

The straw-sized device can be dunked in any body of water and used to immediately gulp up some H20 - from the murkey stream you pass, to your own toilet bowl, you can drink anytime and anywhere.

The straw has a purification pipe that that removes 99.999999 percent of water-borne bacteria - making just about anything a safe drinking alternative… as disgusting as it may seem.

This invention is a phenomenal development for those living in poorer nations that struggle with access to safe drinking water.



MMMM Instant Beer, In A Package!  The Just Add Water Mix Tastes Just As Good!

A brewer has created beer that comes dry in packages: Just add water!

Pat's Backcountry Beverages created a near waterless formulation that it claims to offer all the taste, aroma and alcohol of the traditional beverage

They plan to launch the beer early to mid-September and it should costs around $9.95 for a four pack.






~~NBA Hall of Famer/Commentator, Earvin "Magic" Johnson is 54
~~NFL star, Tim Tebow is 26
~~Actress, Mila Kunis is 30 (That 70's Show's Jackie Burkhardt, Family Guy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Robot Chicken, Max Payne, The Book of Eli; Black Swan)
~~Actress, Halle Berry is 47 (Knots Landing's Debbie, Queen, Boomerang, Flintstones movie, Why Do Fools Fall in Love, Sword Fish, Die Another Day, X2: X-Men United, Catwoman, Robots, X-Men: The Last Stand, Things We Lost in the Fire)
~~Actor, Steve Martin is 68 (Roxanne, The Jerk, Parenthood, Man with Two Brains, Little Shop of Horrors, Pennies From Heaven, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Lonely Guy, All of Me, Trains Boats & Planes, Three Amigos, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, L.A. Story, Father of the Bride I and II, Housesitter, Leap of Faith, Simple Twist of Fate, Sgt. Bilko 1996, The Out of Towners, Bowfinger, Bringing Down the House, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Cheaper By The Dozen films, Shopgirl, The Pink Panther movies)
~~Actress, Marcia Gay Harden is 54 (The Spitfire Girls, The First Wives Club, Mystic River, Welcome to Mooseport, American Dreamz; The Mist; Into The Wild)
~~Reality 'star', Spencer Pratt ("The Hills") is 30
~~Writer, Danielle Steel is 66
~~former U.S. Second Lady, Lynne Cheney (wife of former VP Dick Cheney) is 72
~~Actress, Emmanuelle Beart is 48 (original Mission Impossible movie)
~~Actress, Catherine Bell ("Jag"; "Army Wives") is 45
~~Actor Ben Bass ("Rookie Blue") is 45
~~Actress/model, Jennifer Flavin (Mrs. Sylvester Stallone) is 45
~~Actor, Antonio Fargas (Huggy Bear in "Starsky and Hutch") is 67
~~Actor, Christopher Gorham is 39 (Popular; Ugly Betty;  Covert Affairs)
~~Actress, Jackee Harry ("Sister, Sister"; "227") is 57 (Let's Stay Together)
~~Actress, Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady on "The Brady Bunch") is 52
~~Actress, Susan Saint James is 67 (Kate & Allie; McMillan & Wife)
~~Actor, Carl Lumbly is 62 (Southland; Alias;  Cagney & Lacey)
~~Retired NFL star, Roy Williams is 33
~~Retired NFL star Wayne Chrebet is 40
~~NFL star, Julius Jones is 32
~~NASCAR legend Rusty Wallace is 57


~~Singer David Crosby is 72 (Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young)
~~Guitarist Steve Stevens (Billy Idol) is 48
~~Singer/musician, Larry Graham is 67 ( Sly and the Family Stone;  Graham Central Station; solo)
~~Singer, Sarah Brightman is 53
~~Musician/composer, James Horner ("Titanic"; many more) is 60
~~Singer/musician, Dash Crofts ('Seals & Crofts') is 73
~~Rock Musician, Kevin Cadogan (Third Eye Blind) is 43
~~Musician, Gil Bridges (Rare Earth) is 71
~~Musician, Terry Adams  (NRBQ) is 63
~~Country singer, Connie Smith is 72


The Cure For Lovehandles!

There is a new procedure that kills fat cells for goods using radio waves. 

The procedure is called vanquish and it uses the waves to kill fat cells without damaging skin or muscle.

Vanquish is currently only designed for use on the abdomen and love handles.   Studies show it can melt several inches from a person's waist.



What's In A Name..  Success For Guys Named John, David Or Steve

MEN named John, David or Steve are more likely to do well in business. 

Researchers looked at the connection between first names and their achievements in business. 

They found men named John, David, Steve, Paul, Alan and Richard are more likely to strike it rich.

Meanwhile, men named Fred, Brian and Ben were among the least likely to hit the business big time, along with Ed and Alex.



How Do Dads Survive A One Dirrection Concert?  With Ear Plugs, A Good Book, And A Nap!

A magazine editor photographed bored dads who were spotted reading, checking emails and even falling asleep in their seats at One Direction's concert in Los Angeles.  

The expressions on the older mens' faces reportedly ranged from blank stares to annoyance and total confusion.

The chaperones looked especially out of place next to the tween audience, who were getting worked up into a hysterical frenzy over the boy band's performance.

Many of the dads were wearing earpieces, which makes sense as decibel levels at a One Direction concert have reportedly gone as high as 122 from all of the screaming– considerably more than the maximum safe level of 85.


** The boy band rose to fame after competing on the UK reality competition show The X Factor, and since then they have sold over 19 million singles and 10 million albums.



Want To Spice up Your Love Life?  There's an App For That!

'Spreadsheets' is a new app that turns your sex life into a game.

Turn the app on while you're going at it and it'll measure how loud you get during sex, how long you go and how many thrusts you have per minute.

Unlock badges, meet achievements and take challenges.

Don't worry the app doesn't record any audio or video of your dalliances. It's also not meant for playing "alone" - this is definitely a game best enjoyed with partners.




Video Of The Day:

Today's video is a remix of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines, the song is remixed with growing pains theme song..  Enjoy!