Good morning!  Happy Thursday... Doesn't it feel like it should be Wednesday?  LOL, love short work weeks!  Here's what you missed on today's show!

The Morning Brain Buster:

Q:  39% of fantasy football players would give up this for the entire season to win their fantasy league. What is it?

A:  beer


Bonehead Of The Day:

An Ohio man was naked when he jumped onto a cop car.

A security guard called the cops after he spotted a naked man in the road. As cops rolled up on him, he started walking towards them.

The 18-year-old climbed on the car's hood, over the roof and then off the back of the car.

He was talking loudly and very quickly and cops have no idea what he was saying….he told them later on that he had taken acid.

He was given a ticket and then taken to the hospital for evaluation.


Walmart Workers Planning Major Strike

Employees of Walmart are planning to walk out and stage a massive strike beginning today.

As fast food employees wanted their wages to be raised to $15 an hour, Walmart workers are hoping for the same kind of increase in their hourly wages.

Workers say they are the life-blood of the company and they want the company to publicly commit to a minimum wage of $25,000 a year.

Walmart is the nation's largest employer.


Obama's Presidential Library.. An Outhouse.. Cue The Anger

A New Mexico man caused quite a ruckus after putting a sign up above an outhouse that says "Obama's Presidential Library."

Many people in town think it's in bad taste, but there are some people who think it's completely acceptable, even treating it as a tourist destination.

The man responsible for the sign says if you don't like it, don't look at it.

He's happy that "one thing they haven't taken away from us is our right to our opinion."


McDonalds May Start Higher -Priced Dollar Menu.. But It's Still Called The Dollar Menu

McDonald's is considering a national roll-out of a new Dollar Menu with higher prices this year.

They're calling it the "Dollar Menu and More". They tested the new menu, with a higher price for the McDouble sandwich and add-ons like bacon or an extra beef patty for an additional charge.

The new Dollar Menu tests are taking place in five major markets right now.


New $30k Coffin.. Plays Music

A $30,000 coffin comes equipped with speakers and a Spotify music streaming account.

A Swedish company is selling the box with two-way speakers. It allows lets the living hear what's playing for the departed.

A digital display on the headstone will also let visitors see what's playing.


10 Things You Could Do To Burn More Calories

Here are ten tips to getting leaner, quicker, by burning up more calories.


1. Drink more green tea, it's full of antioxidants.
2. Burn away the calories by adding a few hot peppers to your diet.
3. Make your body work harder by feeding it lots of protein at each meal.
4. Add some healthy carbs to your diet to make sure your thyroid gland is working effectively.
5. Get up and move - try to walk around at least once every 30 minutes.
6. Every so often drop and do 20 pushups - a quick burst of energy will help.
7. Start playing sports - stop and go sports like soccer are best.
8. Be sure you're getting enough sleep.
9. Try reading instead of watching TV at night.
10. Take breaks in between diets.



~~Actor, Michael Keaton is 62 (All's Fair, Working Stiffs, Mary, Report to Murphy, Mr. Mom, Night Shift, Beetlejuice, Multiplicity, Jackie Brown, Jack Frost, White Noise; had many TV flops in 70-80s; Herbie Fully Loaded, Post Grad; original big-screen Batman)
~~Actress, Raquel Welch is 73 (Fantastic Voyage; The Three Musketeers 1973; man more)
~~Actress, Rose McGowan ("Charmed") is 40 (Planet Terror/Grindhouse;  Conan the Barbarian 2011)
~~Comedian-actor Bob Newhart is 84. (Bob Newhart Show host 60s, Bob Newhart Show's Dr. Robert "Bob" Hartley 70s, Newhart; Elf)
~~Actress Kat Graham ("The Vampire Diaries") is 27.
~~Actress, Carice Van Houton ("Game of Thrones") is 37
~~Actor/former James Bond, George Lazenby is 74 (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
~~TV personality-musician Dweezil Zappa is 44. (Frank's son)
~~Actor, William Devane is 74 (Marathon Man; Knots Landing; Hollow Man; Payback; many more)
~~Actress, Carol Lawrence is 79 (General Hospital's Angela Eckert, West Side Story;  Murder, She Wrote )
~~Actor Skandar Keynes ("The Chronicles of Narnia") is 22.
~~Former NFL star Willie Gault is 53
~~Former NFL QB Bill Kilmer is 74


~~Singer Terry Ellis (of En Vogue) is 50.
~~Drummer Brad Wilk (of Rage Against the Machine, and Audioslave) is 45.
~~Musician, Clem Clempson (Humble Pie) is 64
~~Singer/songwriter, Al Stewart is 68
~~Drummer Jamie Oldaker (of The Tractors) is 62


The More Teens Are Yelled At The More They Misbehave

Parents shout, yell or even swear at their teenagers, but that kind of discipline may actually increase their child's risk for behavior problems.

A study found that a parent's use of harsh verbal discipline with their children at age 13 was linked with an increased risk of conduct problems and symptoms of depression at ages 13 and 14. The more frequently parents used harsh verbal discipline, the more commonly their children experienced these problems.

Also, children with conduct problems received more harsh verbal discipline from their parents. Harsh verbal discipline may lead to a vicious cycle of children acting out, and parents "escalating" their disciplinary actions.

Parents would do better by communicating with teens on an equal level and explaining their worries to them.


Holy Dick Tracy, The Smart Watch is Here

Samsung just announced their new 'Galaxy Gear' line, which includes a smartwatch that you can expect on shelves September 25th.

Coming in at $299 the watch is not a phone - it's a device that links up with other Samsung Galaxy smartphones and tablets to let you know when you've got a text, a phone call or a status update on Facebook.

The watch comes with various colored straps and allows you to keep your phone in your pocket in order to make hands free calls or dictate text messages.

Even better? Just point your wrist and you can shoot photos and videos that will be saved on your phone for later use.

This is the first in what is expected to be a long line of smart watches from competitors like Apple, Google, Motorola and more.


Video Of The Day

Here's a great "When Vacations Attack" type video.. Imagine your on a sufari, and a pack of elephants comes up..and I think you can see where this is going.. Enjoy!