Good Morning!  Here we are on a Thursday, I can see the weekend.  Any big plans?  I'm in the process of working on a yard sale..  This could be a long process ha ha.  Here's what you missed on today's show.


The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   This drink was originally sold as medicine, and now kids enjoy it every day. What?


A.   Chocolate Milk! 



Bonehead Of The Day

today’s story of a bozo whose heart was in the right place but ended up getting arrested anyway. From Harrison, Arkansas, comes the story of bozo Cory Patterson who broke into a residence and stole prescription medication. When the woman made a post on her Facebook a couple of days later saying that her home had been burglarized, our bozo read it, and apparently had a change of heart. He sent her a message apologizing for the break-in. Apology accepted, but she told the cops about the message anyway. He’s busted!



Train Crash Leads To Lasagna Disaster

PASTAMONIUM! Train Crash Leads To Lasagna Disaster Huff Post: This is the worst frozen lasagna disaster to ever hit America (probably).

Last Wednesday, two men in a tractor-trailer carrying a payload of lasagna got stuck on train tracks in Gaffney, South Carolina, the Gaffney Ledger reported.

As the driver of the truck attempted to drive off the tracks, he and his partner noticed a train barreling towards them.

"[The head driver] looked up and here comes a train," Police Chief Rick Turner said.

While the workers were able to safely exit the vehicle and get off the tracks, the lasagna was not so lucky. According to The Ledger:

The train, which was traveling at approximately 32 mph, sliced through the trailer, carrying a portion of it with it as it continued down the tracks. Cartons and boxes of frozen food spilled all over the tracks.

The crash delayed traffic for about two hours while crews worked to clean up the mess, according to Fox Carolina.

While damage to the tractor-trailer was estimated to total $150,000, there's been no word yet on how much delicious frozen lasagna was lost in the tragedy.



3 Year Old Knows How He Was Killed In A Past Life

A three-year-old boy born in the Golan Heights region near the border of Syria and Israel is throwing his village for quite a loop because he reprtedly knows how he was killed in his past life, and can show proof.

According to TheEpochTimes, since the boy was able to talk, he would tell people he was killed by an axe in his past life. He is part of the Druse ethnic group who believe in the past life experience and point out that the boy was born with a long red birthmark on his head, which they believe adds to his story.

Now here's where it gets eerie. The little guy also knew the full name of his former killer and when he confronted the man, his face "went white" but denied the crime. That's not all. The boy pointed villagers to the scene of his supposed death, and they found a skeleton there. But wait, there's more. He also brought people to where the murder weapon was, and the axe was found buried. After being presented with all the evidence, the man accused of the crime confessed. 

Source: "The Epoch Times"



4th Graders Don't Give Romantic Advice

If you're looking for romantic advice, 10-year-olds are probably not the way to go. Nevertheless, that's apparently what 45-year-old substitute teacher Cassandre Fiering did. The Bronx, New York teacher was reportedly fired back in December after accused of talking to clas of fourth graders about her love life, asking them for advice on who she should pick out of the two men she was seeing.

As Gothamist reports, Fiering fancies herself an actress and may have even had her five-student class act out scenarios between her and her boyfriends. That's not what Fiering is saying. "The kids were saying, ‘Oh, we’re your counselor,’” Fiering said. “They were excited to have me listen to their advice. They were saying all kinds of things, trying to help me because this guy was being a jerk to me...I certainly wasn’t talking about sex or anything.”

She spoke with the site about her current debacle and says its all wrong. She says it started when a 13-year-old starting speaking about her poetry. "The aide came back the next day, and they told her, 'Oh, we were giving her love advice,' because I was interested in what they were saying. Because I was letting them speak and they're probably not used to that." she said. "And because it was going so nicely, I allowed them to say whatever they thought." The aide then reported it to the principal who she had never met. Fiering is appealing her case. 

Source: Gothamist





  • Anna Belknap (“Homicide: Life On The Street,” “CSI: NY”) – 42
  • Richard Benjamin (“He & She,” “Love at First Bite”) – 76
  • Michael Constantine (“The Last Mile,” “My Big Greek Fat Wedding") – 87
  • Anne Cusack (“Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective,” “A League of Their Own”) (FAST FACT: Yes, she’s the sister of John Cusack)– 53
  • Alison Eastwood (“Tightrope,” “Shadow People,” “Henry,” “Breakfast of Champions”) – 42
  • Ginnifer Goodwin (“Mona Lisa Smile,” “Big Love,” “Once Upon A Time”) – 36
  • Brooke Smith (“Deadwood,” “Grey’s Anatomy”) (FAST FACT: She also played the kidnapped daughter in “Silence of the Lambs”)  – 47
  • The late Sir Laurence Olivier (“Pride and Prejudice,” “The Prince and the Showgirl,” “Hamlet”) (1907 – 1989)
  • The late Paul Winfield (“Sounder,” “King,” “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” (1939 – 2004)…he would have been 75



  • Johnny Gill – 48
  • Morrissey – 55
  • Diamond Rio’s Dana Williams – 53



  • Supermodel Naomi Campbell – 44
  • Model Caridee English (She won the 7th season of “America’s Next Top Model”) – 29
  • Entrepreneur Dustin Moskovitz (He’s one of the four co-founders of Facebook along with Mark Zuckerberg, Eduardo Saverin, and Chris Hughes) (FAST FACT: Moskovitz gave Facebook much of its architecture and developed its mobile-phone strategy) – 30
  • Olympian Apollo Anton Ohno (American speed skater who won several medals in three Winter Olympic games, including a gold at the 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake City) – 32 
  • Songwriter Bernie Taupin (He began working with Elton John at the age of 17 and has since collaborated on more than 30 albums)  – 64
  • The late author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Scottish author of the legendary Sherlock Holmes detective novels) (FAST FACT: In 1893, he attempted to kill off his most beloved character in order to create some free time for himself.) (1859 – 1930)
  • The late civil rights leader Harvey Milk (FAST FACTS: The first openly gay public official in California when he served on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors in 1978. Sean Penn won an Academy Award for portraying him in the 2008 film, “Milk.”) (1930 – 1978)…he would have been
  • The late composer Richard Wagner (FAST FACT: He was Adolf Hitler's favorite composer and was often cited by Hitler as being an inspiration on his vision for Germany.) (1813 – 1883)



Video Of The Day:

More proof of why driving is more important than taking a selfie video. Um…especially when you’re driving.