Good Morning!  Happy Thursday.. The weekend is almost here.. Any big plans?  I have to get a new car.. I'll be picking it up on Saturday.. Can't wait.  Hope everyone has a great day.  Here's what you missed on today's show.


The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   When it comes to the internet, more than 11 million teens have done this since 2011. What?

A.   Left Facebook!


Bonehead Of The Day:

Cops in Kingwood, TX are looking for a woman who allegedly robbed the same bank twice this month.

The FBI says the woman walked into the bank, which is inside the Kingwood Walmart, approached the teller and said, "I'm back!"

The FBI says nobody was hurt in either holdup. The woman wore different hooded jackets and escaped with cash during both robberies.

Crime Stoppers is offering a $5,000 reward for information.


Snowed In Drunk Man Uses Craigslist To Get Emergency Taco Bell

A man in Maryland who was too drunk to drive to Taco Bell posted an ad on Craigslist to see if someone could drive him there.

The ad read as follows:

"Guys it's snowing like a bi--h outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.

No one responded to his ad, but the man said he sobered up, and went himself.

When he finally got to the Bell he ordered: "a nacho loco taco, a crunchy taco, a soft taco, a chalupa, and some cinnabon bites that tasted like straight up a—holes."


Feel Good Story.. Human Billboard Awarded With A Full Ride To College

A man working as a human billboard for a tax service in Kentucky had a life changing event when he was offered a full-ride college scholarship.

He said a black car pulled up next to him which belonged to the president of Simmons College and offered him a $20,000 full-ride scholarship.

The guy's dream was to become a doctor but ended up getting arrested, so he is looking forward to the second chance.

The president wanted to help the man after being impressed with his character.



~~Actress, Mariska Hargitay is 50 ("Law & Order: Special Victims Unit")
~~Actress, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen is 40 (Saved By The Bell's Kelly Kapowski, Beverly Hills 90210's Valerie Malone; won Teen magazine's great model search at age 14; Pandemic; White Collar)
~~Actor Richard Dean Anderson ("MacGyver") is 64 (General Hospital's Dr. Jeff Webber, Stargate SG-1)
~~Actor, Gil Gerard is 71 (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century's Capt. William Buck Rogers, Nightengales, E.A.R.T.H. Force, Code 3 host, Days of Our Lives)
~~Hero Pilot, Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger is 63 (safely landed US Airways Flight 1549 in Hudson River)
~~Actor, Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner) is 70 (Sin City; many more)
~~Actress, Gail O'Grady ("American Dreams," ''NYPD Blue")  is 51 (Hellcats)
~~Actress, Chita Rivera is 81 (The New Dick Van Dyke Show; Chhicago)
~~Sportscaster/Former NFL Player, Pat Haden is 61 (now USC exec)
~~UFC fighter, Tito Ortiz is 39
~~Retired NHL star, Brendan Shanahan is 45


~~Singer-guitarist Robin Zander (of Cheap Trick) is 61.
~~Bassist Nick Harmer (of Death Cab for Cutie) is 39
~~Singer Anita Pointer (of the Pointer Sisters) is 66
~~R&B Singer Marc Nelson (Az Yet) is 43
~~Singer, Reggie Calloway is 59 (Calloway; Midnight Star)
~~Bassist Earl Falconer (of UB40) is 55.
~~Bassist-keyboardist Bill Cunningham (of The Box Tops) is 64


Bill Cosby Coming Back To TV

Bill Cosby could be returning to TV.

"The Cosby Show" star has made a deal with NBC to develop a half-hour comedy.

The new comedy will be built around Cosby who will play the patriarch of a multigenerational family..


Men!!!  They Forget More Than Women

Men forget things more than women.

Researchers asked 48,000 people several questions including how often they had problems remembering things, whether they had problems with remembering names and dates and if they were able to remember details from conversations.

They found men reported the most problems for eight out of nine questions, while women could remember more but had trouble with names and dates.


It's Come To This.. Teachers Twerking

Two teachers in Mississippi were filmed twerking.

The teachers wanted to warn students of how they would look while dancing in a crude way.

A male teacher bent over in front of the class while the female teacher stands behind him and waves her hands in the air.

Several parents thought the teachers took things too far.   The high school's principal said they had good intentions and wanted to show students how silly they looked.


Video Of The Day:

Pretty Funny commercial