Happy Monday..  HA HA, I couldn't keep a straight face while saying that.. sorry..  Welcome to Monday, sounds better right.. Not really but we will pretend that it does..  Hope you had a great weekend.  Here's what ya missed on today's show.


The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   37 Million people subscribe to this. What?



Bonehead Of The Day:

A couple's fling on a railroad track (in Ukraine) ended up being deadly after they were run over by a train.

The woman, who was in her 30s, was killed and her boyfriend lost his legs when they were both struck by the train.

The man told police that they had "failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home ... and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks."



McDonalds Yanks Sodas From Happy Meals

McDonald's will stop marketing sodas as an option for Happy Meals.

If you still want to get your kid a soda, you won't be turned down, but sodas won't be seen in advertisements or in-store visuals.

McDonald's decided to offer a side salad, fruit or vegetable with value meals as a substitute for french fries, at no additional cost, starting next year.

The soda change will occur in 20 global markets, including the U.S., by 2020.



More Women Passionate About..  Farming

More women are becoming farmers. 

In Michigan, there was a 17.6% increase in the number of female farmers from 2002 to 2007-- and that number of female farmers is expected to be higher when the new Census numbers are released early next year. 

There have been similar increases in the number of female farmers in others states. 

Experts say more women are turning to farming for several reasons:  The explosion of farmers markets and Grow Local campaigns, a stronger emphasis on eating healthy and organic and growing food for their families. 



Haunted House No Longer Allowing People To Go Through Naked

The "Naked and Scared" haunted house idea during Shocktoberfest in a Pennsylvania town has been cancelled.

The haunted house was going to allow people to run completely naked, but now people have to at least wear underwear to go through it.

The owner of Shocktoberfest said they could legally allow people to run naked but people in the town became uneasy with all the attention the haunted house was getting. People were also worried that the event was going to be about sex.

The owner said he got the idea for people to go through the haunted house naked from watching the Discovery Channel's show, "Naked and Afraid". The event was only allowing adults to go through the course naked at certain times when normal customers were not in the park.



Finally!  A Zombie Survival Store

An Orlando, Florida man has opened up a zombie survival store selling stuff anyone would need to survive a possible undead apocalypse.

The man sells backpacks, gas masks, camouflage gear, machetes and MRE rations -- meals that are packaged and ready to eat.

He also sells zombie shooting targets that bleed when they get shot as well as zombie-related books, zombie heads, tablecloths with fake blood and zombie gnomes.

The man opened the store because he said zombies are the big thing right now....



Beer Made With Moon Dust

There is a beer made with actual moon dust. 

Dogfish Head brewery has released the beer called Celest-jewel-ale.  It is made in conjunction with a engineering and manufacturing company in Delaware that makes NASA's space suits. 

The beer is available only for a limited time-- and only at the company's brewpub in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. 



111 Year Old Woman's Secret To Long Life.. Cigs & Booze

111-year-old Dorothy Peel keeps the nurses at the England home she lives in on their feet by demanding to choose her own outfits, and drink her daily serving of sherry.

It's that sherry that Dorothy attributes to her long life. She says indulging in things that make you happy is a good thing.

For Dorothy that was 20 cigarettes a day, a half a pint of sherry in the morning, a gin and tonic for lunch, and whiskey and ginger at night. She quit smoking at 103 and cut down on the drinking a bit because of her doctor's warnings.

She still has a little sherry and craves pink champagne every once in a while.




~~Actress, Marion Cotillard is 38 (Inception; Big Fish; La Vie en Rose; Nine; Contagion; Dark Knight Rises; more)
~~Actress Fran Drescher is 56. (The Nanny; Happily Divorced)
~~Actor, Kieran Culkin is 31 (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World; Home Alone; Igby Goes Down; Father of the Bride; Macaulay's younger brother)
~~Actress, Monica Bellucci is 49 (Malena, The Matrix Reloaded; The Passion of the Christ; many more)
~~Actress Jenna Elfman is 42. (Dharma & Greg; EdTV: Keeping The Faith; Friends with Benefits)
~~Actress, Crystal Bernard is 52 (It's A Living, Wings)
~~Actress Angie Dickinson is 82 (Police Woman; Rio Bravo; Dressed to Kill; Pay it Forward)
~~Actor Barry Williams (The Brady Bunch) is 59.
~~Actor Tony Hale (Arrested Development) is 43. (Chuck)
~~Actress, Lacey Chabert is 31 (Party of Five; Mean Girls)
~~Actress, Andrea Roth (Rescue Me) is 46
~~Actor, Vondie Curtis-Hall is 57 (ER; Chicago Hope; Romeo + Juliet)
~~Actor John Finn (Cold Case) is 61.
~~Actor, Ashley Hamilton is 39 (George's son)
~~Actor, Eric Stoltz is 52 (Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Mask, Single White Female, Chicago Hope;  Pulp Fiction)
~~Actor Len Cariou (The Four Seasons) is 74

~~Actor Silas Weir Mitchell ("Grimm") is 44
~~Former tennis star, Martina Hingis is 33
~~NFL star, Pacman Jones is 30


~~Rapper, T-Pain is 29
~~Singer Trey Anastasio (of Phish) is 49
~~Bassist Robby Takac (of The Goo Goo Dolls) is 49
~~Singer Johnny Mathis is 78
~~Singer Marilyn McCoo is 70
~~Singer, Basia is 57
~~Rapper-producer Marley Marl is 51
~~Singer, Cissy Houston is 80 (Whitney's mom)
~~Singer, Patrice Rushen is 59
~~Country singer Eddie Montgomery (of Montgomery Gentry) is 50
~~Country Singer, Marty Stuart is 55
~~Country Singer, Richard Bowden is 68
~~Country singer, Daron Norwood is 48
~~Guitarist John Lombardo (10,000 Maniacs) is 61
~~Singer Sylvia Peterson (of The Chiffons) is 67



What You Went To See In Theaters This Weekend

"Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2" ran away with the top spot at the weekend box office. 

The animated comedy took in $35 million to open in first place.  Last weekend's number one, "Prisoners", fell to second with $11.2 million. 

"Rush" opened in third with $10.3 million while "Baggage Claim" opened in fourth with $9.3 million.

Top 10 Movies

1. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2: $35 million

2. Prisoners: $11.2 million

3. Rush: $10.3 million

4. Baggage Claim: $9.3 million

5. Don Jon: $9 million

6. Insidious: Chapter 2: $6.7 million

7. The Family: $3.7 million

8. Instructions Not Included: $3.3 million

9. We're the Millers, $2.8 million

10. Lee Daniels' The Butler, $2.4 million



Trash The Beauty Creams:  A Pill Made From Plants Reduces Wrinkles

Scientists have created a pill that can help reduce wrinkles. 

The scientists ran a study and found that the pill can reduce the depth of crow's feet by 10%. 

The pill contains plant compounds and vitamins including vitamin E and omega-3 fatty acids. 



True Love is Watching A Movie She Likes

According to a survey… two-thirds of men go to movies they don't want to see because their partners do. 

59% of women admit to making unwilling partners attend events, compared with just 40% of men.

And 27% of men said they took their wife or girlfriend to watch a band they despise but one in eight women said they promised sexual favors in return for putting up with the concert.



Video Of The Day:

A 14-year-old girl woke up from having her wisdom teeth removed, thinking that she was a professional NASCAR driver.

The girl is named Annie, and a Youtube video shows her proudly stating, "I'm a NASCAR driver and I am No. 1."

From there, she brags that she "won the world series of being the fastest NASCAR driver" and seems to believe that the reason she was ever in surgery.

The real fun starts when Annie's mom tells her that she is not a NASCAR driver, and Annie tearfully whimpers, "I am."