Good Morning!  Happy Monday.. Here’s hoping this week goes fast!  Here’s what you missed on today’s show.


The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   More than one out of four women say wearing this makes them feel more confident. What?


A.   Red lipstick!



Bonehead Of The Day:

comes from Deltona, Florida, where bozo Ramon Garcia had a thriving marijuana growing operation. Things were going so well, in fact, that our bozo kept adding on to his grow rooms, adding more and more plants and powerful lights to make the plants thrive. Guess he finally added one light too many, as power company crews were called to the neighborhood after a report of a power outage. The crews replaced a blown transformer fuse only to have the new one blow moments after the installation. They then traced the source of the big power drain to our bozo’s residence where they dicovered a small fire in the home’s meter box and several extra wires siphoning more power into the home. Cops were called and our bozo was busted as he tried to dispose of part of the 51 plants he had growing inside by throwing them over a fence in his back yard. He’s busted!



An Ascar For Leonardo DiCaprio


Actors from the Russian city of Chelyabinsk felt so bad for Leonardo DiCaprio after he failed to win an Academy Award for his performance in The Wolf of Wall Street that they have decided to send him a statue. DiCaprio will soon be the proud owner of a cast-iron Ascar instead of an Oscar. This was the fourth time DiCaprio has been nominated for an Academy Award and walked away empty-handed. Members of the Chelyabinsk Chamber Theater wanted to give DiCaprio the Ascar, a 9.4-inch figurine that weighs more than three pounds and looks like a body-builder, in honor of World Theater Day. The group also wants to give the actor a certificate naming him as an honorary member of the theater.



The $12 McDonalds Burger

It’s now possible for fast food fans to get a $12 burger from McDonald’s -- all they have to do is head to Switzerland. The company has started selling “The Prime,” a 6.3-ounce Swiss beef burger topped with "rustic mountain cheese," bacon, coleslaw, arugula and special sauce as part of the chain’s new “Signature" lineup. In addition to the burger, McDonald's is also introducing fries that are “flat and round like chubby potato chips.” Obviously this item will be placed far from the Dollar Plus menu.



Who Needs A Doctor Anyway..


A Mexican Man has stunned doctors by carrying out a complex chest drain operation on himself. The man inserted a needle via his belly button and drained off nearly three litres of fluid. A doctor said "he did it as if he was a trained surgeon"

With the way the health service is at the moment I can see a new slogan on the Horizon " do try this at home"





TV personality Peter Marshall is 88.

Actor Richard Dysart is 85.

Actor John Astin is 84.

Actor Warren Beatty is 77.

Drummer Graeme Edge of the Moody Blues is 73.

Musician Eric Clapton is 69.

Actor Robbie Coltrane is 64.

Actor Paul Reiser is 57.

Rapper MC Hammer is 51.

Actor Ian Ziering is 50.

Singer Tracy Chapman is 50.

TV host Piers Morgan is 49.

Singer Celine Dion is 46.

Singer Norah Jones is 35.

Country singer Justin Moore is 30.



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