Good Morning!  Happy Good Friday!  Friday’s are always good.. but this one has the name Good in it, how can we go wrong today!  J  Hope you all have a great Easter weekend!  Here’s what you missed on today’s show.

 

The Morning Brain Buster:

Q.   2 Billion of these are made every year, and the usually come in a 5, 10 or 15 count. What?

A.   Peeps

 

Bonehead Of The Day: 

Bonehead of the day today comes from Sonora, California, where our idiot James Matthews was due in court on controlled substance charges. He was running behind and it was too late to catch the bus, so he did what to the Bonehead Mind was a logical thing. He visited a used car lot and stole a 2001 Mitsubishi which he proceeded to drive to the courthouse. Although he did make it to court, it was not the best idea. Cops were able to track down the vehicle using a GPS device. Our bozo now has another court appearance, this one for possession of stolen property and possession of a controlled substance after marijuana was found in the vehicle.

http://www.electricferret.com/bozo/

 

 

There’s Going To Be A Mrs. Doubtfire Sequel, But Not Everybody’s Happy About It

When news hit of a "Mrs.Doubtfire" sequel involving both Robin Williams and original director Chris Columbus, people got very, very excited.

Someone not so pumped? Mara Wilson. The actress who played Natalie, the youngest daughter of Williams and Sally Field in the original movie, is very clear she will have nothing to do with a sequel. 

“I’ve been in some mediocre movies, but I’ve never been in a sequel. And I have no interest in being in one now,” Wilson wrote on Twitter. “Sequels generally suck unless they were planned as part of a trilogy or series. I think Doubtfire ended where it needed to end.” Maybe Natalie can just go to a college really, really far away? 

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New In Theaters This Weekend:

  • "Bears" (G): Disneynature's new true life adventure showcases a year in the life of a bear family as two impressionable young cubs are taught life's most important lessons. Starring: John C. Reilly
  • "A Haunted House 2" (R): Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events. Starring: Cedric the Entertainer, Gabriel Iglesias, Jamie Pressly, Marlon Wayans
  • "Heaven is Real" (PG) (opened Wednesday):Young child Colton claims to have visited heaven during a near death experience. He recounts the details of his amazing journey with childlike innocence and speaks matter-of-factly about things that happened before his birth—things he couldn't possibly know. Todd and his family are then have to examine the meaning from this remarkable event. Starring: Greg Kinnear, Kelly Reilly, Connor Corum, ThomasHadenChurch 

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Is Laziness Hereditary

Could laziness be in your genes? New research says 'may be.'  Michael D. Roberts with the University of Missouri conducted the experiment along with Frank W. Booth. They put rats on a running wheel and picked out each one that spent more time willingly running on its wheel.  The groups were kept separate – runners with runners and less active rats with their fellow couch potatoes – and allowed to breed

Afterwards, they looked at ten generations of the rodents and found a genetic predisposition to laziness. Roberts says, "Out of more than 17-thousand different genes in one part of the brain, we identified 36 genes that may play a role in predisposition to physical activity motivation."  

So what does that mean? You may be able to one day blame your laziness on heredity.  The results are published in the “American Journal of Physiology.”

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Companies Figure If You Like Them On Facebook You Can’t Sue Them

Are you a fan of your favorite foods on Facebook?  Well, you may be giving away your rights to sue them if they ever make you sick!

General Mills has updated its privacy policy, which of course nobody ever lays eyes on, to include language that pretty much says “interacting with us in any way, means you agree not to sue us.

Basically, anyone who has received anything that could be construed as a benefit and who then wants to pursue legal action for whatever reason, will have to use informal negotiation via email or go through arbitration to seek relief.  Okay, this sounds kind of shady.

General Mills seemed to go even further, suggesting that buying its products would bind consumers to those terms.  Or even “liking it on Facebook.”  What if I nod slightly in the general direction of a General Mills product?  Does that count?

It’s their way of wants to keep you away from the courts, where they might lose, and force you into “binding arbitration”, where they hire the people who sort things out and pay all the bills.  If the new “privacy policy” goes off without a hitch, other companies are expected to follow suit.  So, basically, if you slip on a banana peel and break your face, you better not follow bananas on Twitter, otherwise you can’t sue the Chiquita lady!

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Bees Ground A Plane After They Swarm

A massive swarm of bees managed to ground a Minnesota-bound Allegiant airlines flight after first clouding the windshields and then getting sucked into the plane's engines. Passengers got a couple more hours in the Las Vegas sun on Monday thanks to the insects, but not before getting a serious in-flight fright. 'It smelled like the whole cabin was on fire,' passenger Misty Newman told WDIO.  One passenger described the smell that filled the cabin as sulfur-y. Before the scene became too hellish, pilots turned the plane around and landed safely back at McCarranInternationalAirport.

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Why Some People Should Not Be Allowed To Post On Facebook 

Here are a few excerpts from Facebook statuses posted on The Meta Picture.com

 

·        My teacher is so dumb, he thought the sun was a star.

 

·        Is the Fourth of July being celebrated on the third or the fourth this year?  Because the fourth is a Monday.

 

·        I just found a phone from the 90s that has a hashtag button.  Twitter wasn’t even invented back then.  Why did they need a hashtag back then?

 

·        I just learned that Africa isn’t a country.

 

·        There is no I in happyness.  (It’s a spelling joke).

 

What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen on Facebook?

 

Link:

http://themetapicture.com/this-is-why-some-people-should-not-be-allowed-on-facebook/

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Ever Get So Frustrated You Wanted To Break Something.. Well Now You Can!

 

It's tax season, and a new business in Boise, Idaho, is banking on customers' frustrations. Or so they say.

 

At Das Breakroom, you can pay to break junk: windows, keyboards, cell phones. Sure, it looks like mindless violence, but some customers say it's therapeutic.

 

"I was having a horrible week, and I found myself on the verge of tears," customer Lindsey Shultz told KBOI. "I was just pacing back and forth, like, 'What am I going to do? I'm so frustrated right now,' and I walked here and broke an entire box of stuff, and 10 minutes later, I felt perfect, fine."

 

Sounds novel, but Das Breakroom isn't the first place to adopt a cash-for-smash business model. Similar venues have popped up in Texas and San Diego over the years.

 

Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/17/pay-to-break-stuff-das-breakroom_n_5167642.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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Birthdays:

Actors:         

  • Maria Bello (“Coyote Ugly,” “Thank You for Smoking, “A History of Violence”) – 47
  • America Ferrera (“Ugly Betty,” “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”) – 30
  • Melissa Joan Hart (“Clarissa Explains It All,” “Sabrina the Teenage Witch,” “Melissa & Joey”) (FAST FACT: She is the eldest of eight children) – 38
  • Barbara Hale (“Perry Mason’s” Della Street) – 92
  • Jane Leeves (“Frasier,” “Hot In Cleveland”) (FAST FACT: She then was a regular on The Benny Hill Show as one of "Hill's Angels”) – 52
  • Eric McCormack (Will & Grace,” “Trust Me”) – 51
  • Hayley Mills (“The Parent Trap”) (FAST FACT: She received a BAFTA Award for Most Promising Newcomer for her performance in the 1959 film “Tiger Bay”) – 68
  • Rick Moranis (“Ghostbusters,” “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids,” “Spaceballs,” “Little Shop of Horrors,” “My Blue Heaven”) – 61
  • Eric Roberts (“Star 80,” “Runaway Train”) (FAST FACTS: Yes, he’s the brother of Julia Roberts and he’s dad to “American Horror Story’s” Emma Roberts) – 58 
  • Melody Thomas Scott (“Young & the Restless”) – 58
  • James Woods (“Any Given Sunday,” “Cop,” “Salvador”) – 67

Musicians:

  • The Tractors' Walt Richmond – 67
  • Fredro Starr – 43
  • The Wanted’s Nathan Sykes – 21
  • The Wilkinsons’ Amanda Wilkinson – 32

Plus: 

  • Celebrity kid Suri Cruise – 8
  • Funnyman and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham – 52
  • Reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian (FAST FACT: She graduated from the University of Arizona with a theatre arts degree and Spanish minor) – 35
  • Talk show host Conan O’Brien (FAST FACT: He was once a staff writer on the hit Fox TV animated series, “The Simpsons”)– 51
  • Director Eli Roth (“Hostel,” “Cabin Fever” – 42
  • TV personality Rachel Smith – 29
  • Director Edgar Wright (“Shaun of the Dead”) – 40
  • The late Clarence Darrow (FAST FACT: In 1925, he defended John Scopes for teaching human evolution) (1857 – 1938)
  • The late comedian and “Real People” host Skip Stephenson (FAST FACT: He died of a heart attack at his home in 1992 exactly one month after his 52nd birthday) (1940 – 1992)…he would have been 74
  • The late Congressman Jamie Whitten (FAST FACTS: He was the second-longest serving U.S. Representative ever and the fifth longest serving U.S. member of Congress ever) (1910 – 1995)

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Video Of The Day:

I love Orange Is The New Black, can't wait for the new season.. Here's the trailer!