JESSE VENTURA FOR PRESIDENT... HOWARD STERN, HIS VP

Former Minnesota Governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura is back in the spotlight and he's starting to spread the idea that he could run for President in 2016.

Ventura has been out of office since 2003, but says the next race is "an opportune time" for an independent like him to run because there will be no incumbent.

He says he has approached none other than radio shock jock Howard Stern about being his running mate.

A Michigan couple is in some hot water for having a pet deer in their house.

The deer's mother was hit and killed by a car five years ago. As she was dying, she gave birth to two fawns. One died, and the other one was in rough shape.

They asked the cops if they could try to save the deer, and the officer said they could try but the fawn would most likely die.

It's been five years and the deer (Lilly) has been living with them the entire time.

A neighbor recently called the DNR and reported them, and the couple was told it's illegal to raise a deer as a pet in your home.

There are two options for the deer: to be rehabilitated into the wild, or put down. The homeowners have no say in it.

They've hired an attorney hoping they can find a way to keep their pet.

A Wisconsin man set a new record by eating a half of pound of cheese curds in less than two minutes.

It happened at the annual Great Wisconsin Cheese Festival.

He smoked the previous record of by gobbling up ½ pound of the squeaky curds in 1 minute, 46 seconds.

He says the secret is to drink plenty of water to help wash the chunks of cheese down.

 

WOMAN IN CRASH SAYS SHES NOT DRUNK, TEXT MESSAGE READS, "AH SO DRUNK".... WHOOPS.

A 20-year-old woman accused of driving drunk and crashing into another car told Massachusetts cops she was NOT drunk.

But then she showed them her cell phone which contained a text message from the previous hour saying, "Ah so drunk".

Police said her blood-alcohol content was at .15%, nearly twice the legal limit.

The driver of the other car-- and passenger --  suffered broken wrists.

22-YEAR-OLD THIEF ARRESTED FOR 77TH TIME

A Chicago parolee was arrested for the 77th time -- and he's only 22.

He was busted for stealing a box of Starburst candy from a convenience store.

The candy theft charge is a felony because it violates his parole.

He was sentenced to three years in prison but was let out on parole in December 2012 after serving about 18 months.

(A SMOOCH FOR A JOLT)... COFFEE SHOP LETS CUSTOMERS PAY WITH KISSES

A café in Sydney, Australia is running a month-long promotion that allows customers who are couples to pay for their coffee with kisses.

The promotion is only valid between 9 and during the month of June.

WOMAN'S REVENGE:... HIDES EX'S STUFF AROUND TOWN, GIVES HIM CLUES

A letter went viral over the weekend from a woman who dumped her boyfriend for cheating. 

She got even by hiding all of his belongings, and leaving him clues on where to find them.

Apparently, the guy left his Facebook logged in and got a message from another woman… when his girlfriend saw the message and found out what was going on, she hid all of her boyfriend's things, scavenger-hunt-style, and left a note.

His most treasured possessions were hidden in places that once meant a whole lot to their relationship.

She left his clothes where they first met, his video games where they first kissed, his TV where they first went all the way, and on and on.